Picture Perfect Paranoia

From time to time, I look up my top search queries, seeing what keywords people use that lead to this blog. Unfortunately, most of them are irrelevant that I sometimes find myself laughing out loud at what they are thinking when they typed those queries.

Here’s a partial list, based on “average top position” ¹:

07. loliporn                          (03)
13. doijinshi                        (03)
14. anime p                         (03)
06. fictionpress                    (04)
15. picture perfect torrent      (04)
17. wtflmao                         (04)
08. hinamizawa                    (06)
12. male anime pictures        (06)
03. “d addicts”                     (08)
04. animenano                     (08)
05. anime nano                    (08)
18. anime chronicles             (08)
01. tokyotosho                     (10)
02. sagubooru                      (10)

… which, by the way, are on the Top 10.

And here’s what they kept clicking, again based on the same “criterion”:

05. loliporn                         (02)
11. intercourse demo           (03)
12. shakugan no shana chibi (04)
13. bros and babes              (05)
04. hare hare yukai              (06)
07. hinamizawa                   (06)
16. communist anime           (06)

Noticed some similarities? I bet you do.

• Both lists “loliporn” at the top (#03 for the first; #02 for the second). What am I, a desk for lolicon and pornography?
• Also wtf is “intercourse demo” doing in the second list? I remember not ever writing about it. Must be the result of pairing two words not related to each other, creating a new search query, which I personally have no direct control in. o.O
• What’s up with “picture perfect torrent” and “wtflmao” tying for 4^th position? I have no idea. XD
• Hinamizawa appeared on both partial lists, which might show how popular my post about real life locations in Hinamizawa (the setting for the now infamous Higurashi series) was… I think.

¹Average top position is the highest position any page from your site ranked for that query. Since the index is dynamic, this may not be the same as the current position of your site for this query.